{"id":394,"date":"2004-04-29T12:54:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T10:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/10.0.0.2\/wordpress\/?p=394"},"modified":"2013-07-24T19:28:07","modified_gmt":"2013-07-24T17:28:07","slug":"panda-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/2004\/04\/panda-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Panda Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dashes.com\/anil\/2005\/03\/panda-joke-vi.html\">This guy<\/a> has a Panda Joke each year. This is his latest:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, &#8220;Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn&#8217;t even pay for your sandwich!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, man, I&#8217;m a PANDA!&#8221; the panda shouts back. &#8220;Look it up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The manager opens his dictionary and reads:<\/p>\n<p>Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy has a Panda Joke each year. This is his latest: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, &#8220;Hey! Where are you going? You just shot <a href='https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/2004\/04\/panda-joke\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-13-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1596,"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions\/1596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.switchbl8.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}